And now, today's ebonics language lesson.
Meeting girls:

My, you're a lovely young lady
-Damn, you's a fine muthafucka.

Let's go for a ride, shall we?
-Hey baby, let's jump in my lowrider and rotate these tires.

You are beautiful. I would like to make love to you.
-Damn, bitch. You stupid-fly. Let me pull up to that bummpa and smack dat monkey.

Greeting old friends:

Hello sir.
-What up, dawg?

May borrow some money?
-Hey, lemme hold some ends. I'll hitcha back on the first, my brotha.

You don't have it? Thanks anyway.
-FUCK YOU!

Making new friends:

Hello sir.
-What up?

I admire your fashionable running shoes.
-DROP THEM NIKES OFF YOUR ASS 'FORE I BLAST YOU, MUTHAFUCKA!

I used to be a stuck-up white boy, fakin da funk. Bump dat.I ain't bullshitin' on frontstreet no more, thanks to the Wakeup Ebonics Language Lesson.

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